Category: Entertainment

Best of the Worst Country Western Song Titles -  These are real titles of songs that, if you  really wanted to, you could go and buy on CD...(really? I don't thinks so!)  

* Do You Love As Good As You Look?  
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye  
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure  
* Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares  
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?  
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life  
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling  

* I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me  
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You  
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow  
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell  Yuck!  
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid  She'd Win  
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy  
* I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life  
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line  
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You  
* If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low  
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On     You  
* If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me  
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will  
* If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?  
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)  
* May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose  
* My Every Day Silver Is Plastic  
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart