You know you are over the hill when -   

- You and your teeth don't sleep together.     

- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

- You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

- At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

- When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.

Best of the Worst Country Western Song Titles -  These are real titles of songs that, if you  really wanted to, you could go and buy on CD...(really? I don't thinks so!)  

* Do You Love As Good As You Look?  
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye  
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure  
* Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares  
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?  
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life  
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling  

English is Difficult? You betcha!!- Can you read these correctly ... the first time?
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The landfill was so full, they had to refuse more refuse.
4) Please polish the Polish furniture.


One of the funniest books I have ever read.  Jim holds tenuously to a probationary position as an instructor at a small English university and his hopes for reappointment rest solely ...

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